Todd’s Shrimp Dip
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Ingredient	Carb Grams	Fibre Grams	Calorie Count
1 6 oz. can baby shrimp, drained	2.3	0	204.8
1 8 oz. package of Reduced Fat Philly Cream Cheese (for some reason ....this has 1 g carb, compared to the full fat version)	1.0	0	~500
1/2 cup mayonnaise  (Hellman's is best)	3.2	0	701.2
Garlic salt to taste	0	0	0
TOTAL	6.5	0	1406

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Mix it all together, and enjoy.  You can add milk and/or more mayonnaise to thin it out.  I like it thick.
Sticks to the cheese and veggies better.
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Whole recipe =  6.5 grams of carbohydrate and 1406 calories